Posts Tagged ‘Funny’
LUBP Pakistani Media Awards 2010 – by Muhammad Amjad Rashid
Hello readers, how are you all? We hope all of you are enjoying life because there is a remarkable change in Pakistan. Pakistan is progressing day by day in terms of “freedom of opinion” because it is very free in Pakistan. It is so free that it is almost “free”. We know that the Pakistani nation is fond of anything “free”, [...]
News & Views : By Khalid Wasti خبریں اور تبصرے
بحوالہ روزنامہ "جنگ " ××× سپریم کورٹ نے اسلام آباد کے پارک میں نظریہءپاکستان کونسل کی عمارت کو غیر آئینی قرار دے دیا - آئین کو غیر آئینی قرار دینے کے انتظامات بھی مکمل ہو چکے ہیں - ××× [...]
Funny – Demand for Nawaz Sharif’s Polygraph test
Barrister Iqbal Jafri has demanded that Mian Nawaz Sharif's polygraph test be taken, only then will he withdraw his petition against the Sher-e-Punjab. This news appeared in Qaumi Akhbar, Karachi on June 2, 2010. http://www.qaumiakhbar.com/Daily%20Newspaper/2010/June/02/News/9.html I can imagine the polygraph reading to be similar to the [...]
Wild boars attack Pakistan’s Supreme Court
Mukafat-e-amal? Wild boars inhabit the thickly-forested areas around Islamabad. The city is located in a valley in the foothills of the Himalayas which provides them with perfect cover. Today was however a strange day in Islamabad's history. Destiny had something unusual yet befitting for the right wing journalists (e.g. Ansar Abbasi, Saleh [...]
A curse and a prayer
A Curse First, a curse on Senator Faisal Raza Abidi for his ruthless handling of anti-PPP anchors in various talk-shows (not least our dear Dr Shahid Masood). jav's comment: عابدی بدنام تو پہلے بھی بہت تھا …مگر اتنا برا نہیں سمجھا جاتا تھا … مگر وہ جب سے ڈاکٹر کے اس [...]
Foodkush attack on halwakhore Mullahs. All survive, unfortunately.
Here is perhaps the funniest news item in quite a while. The saddest part is that none of these douchebags got killed in this foodkush attack: (more...)
A Pakistani political dictionary – by Naseer Ahmed
Asif Ali Zardari. A re-incarnation of devil himself because the illiterate, infidel and impious people of Pakistan have elected him as their president. Baluchistan. A place whose oil and gas is more important than its people. It is also famous for its shura for (more...)
Hitler wants a united Eid!
Ever heard of the moon-sighting dispute in Pakistan and also in the USA, UK and other European countries? Even Hitler wants a united Eid...
‘Kafeel bhai ko salaam..Mashoor-e-zamana right arm, left arm spin bowler of Ghotki.’
Footloose: Tale of a tragic hero —Salman RashidFourteen years is time enough to forget people one meets. But though I never returned to Ghotki, I never forgot Kafeel Bhai. The thought of how these years would have treated him was never far from my mindAnyone who had frequently driven around the highways of Pakistan and kept their eyes open back [...]
