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Imran Khan takes over Lahore – by Riaz Malik

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Tomorrow is the DAWN that Faiz Ahmed Faiz, the Islamic Leftist poet used to refer to. Tommorow is the day that the champion of Islamic Welfare Theo-Democracy Caliphate, Hazrat Imran Khan will march in Lahore itself and change the established order. Tomorrow, he will fulfil the dreams of the poor and oppressed Pakistan army which has been especially downtrodden by the Bhutto-Zardari dynasty that has ruled Pakistan since its inception!

Riaz Malik

At the point, one must salute our brave comrade, General Pasha, of the underground revolutionary organization, the ISI, for rallying the support for Hazrat Imran Khan.

I also want to take this opportunity to crush the rumour that Rs. 250 has been paid per attendee. That is wrong, the actual figure is Rs. 300.  Mr. Najam Sethi was kind enough to point out that Imran Khan is NOT corrupt. Here are his tweets:

najamsethi Najam Sethi
IK is NOT corrupt. Don’t misunderstand me. Funds for flood relief are lying in bank for one year. Shouldn’t the poor get them?

najamsethi Najam Sethi
FACT: Public donated Rs 3 bn to Imran’s “flood relief fund”. Qs: How much was spent? On what? Where is balance? Public has a right to know.

Mr. Sethi, the Rs.300 per attendee  IS  for the FLOOD victims. It will bring a FLOOD of people to the Imran Khan rally tommorrow. Hazrat Imran Khan has to do this. He has to pay cash for his attendance because unlike the CIA-RAW-Mossad-Rafizi Bhuttos who practice Hindu black magic for their rallies, Imran Khan is still nearly a man.

Nearly.  After all, one must never forget that he single-handedly conquered the Vikings in Valhalla or the World Cup in Melbourne as it is known to you, the human race.

While we are on this subject, I would like to crush the silly concerns raised in this article just like Imran Khan, Irfan Siddiqui and Hamid Mir crushed Professor Hoodbhoy in this interview on Capital Talk:

 

The article says “In impressive crowds, one could see Jamat Ud Dawa, Sipah Sahaba and JUI-S supporters and flags. That makes us all the more skeptical of whom he is supporting and getting support from. Imran Khan has announced stopping Nato supplies from Karachi on 21st may. He claims that this is what ‘ghairat’ is all about. So many Pakistanis are killed by drone attacks, according to him, but as I write, 87 Pakistanis have been killed in Shabqadr tehseel, Charsadda district on Friday, 13th May. Probably this was the same argument Dr Pervaiz Hoodbhoy was giving in 2009 that caused Imran Khan to call him ‘american’s security adviser’.Now coming to the drone attacks, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf claims to be a registered political party in the USA. It goes by the name ‘PTI NA-USA LLC’and is proud to even declare its annual financial statements on its website, showing their transparency.”, Some questions about Imran Khan’s PTI NA-USA LLC – by Ahmed Iqbalabadi

What rubbish. First of all, unlike PPP, ANP and MQM, JUD, SSP-LeJ and JUI-S are legitimate political parties whose banning is just cosmetic. They are brave anti-imperialist, Marxo-Khilafatist parties who are the victims of Sindhi-Balochi-Pathan-Seriaki-Hazara-Qadiani-Rafzi-Sabai-RAW-IRA conspiracies. And they are the role models for PTI, you know, poorly and locally funded organizations that use charity for political gains.  This is true nobility that fools like Abdul Sattar Edhi can never comprehend!

Tommorow, weather permitting, I will step out of my 4 canal hut in Lahore and drive down to this rally in my beaten down 2011 Toyota Camry as my son will be roughing it out in the Series 7 Beamer  along with his Sipah-e-Sahaba comrades. Tommorow Lahore will show the world that it is for Imran Khan. This will not be like 1986 when that CIA stooge Benazir Bhutto returned to Pakistan and a few dozen stinking billionaire Jiyalas singing heathen songs came out to greet her. This will also not be like 2007 when once again CIA stooge Benazir Bhutto came to empty streets in Karachi.

Unconfirmed sources have informed me that Aloo Unday will be the theme for tommorow’s rally and this song will be played when the rally reaches its peak numbers of 7 trillion attendees:

On a closing note, I leave you all with a great dialogue between two of Pakistan’s foremost intellectuals, Hazrat Imran Khan and Doctor Shahid Masood. Please see this clip for the manifesto of the great Khan:

Tum kitne Imran pao ge, Har mehel se Imran nikle ga!

My name is Riaz Malik and I endorse Hazrat Imran Khan.

Related posts: Some questions about Imran Khan’s PTI NA-USA LLC – by Ahmed Iqbalabadi

Imran Khan’s financial credibility? – by Ahmed Iqbalabadi

Reader Feedback

20 Responses to “Imran Khan takes over Lahore – by Riaz Malik”

  1. Yasin says:

    Najam Sethi rubbishing Imran Khan? Mashallah, one agency stooge rubbishing another agency stooge!

    This is called professional jealousy :)

  2. Pari Agha says:

    Excellent satire

    LOLZZZZ

  3. Mussalman says:

    Imran Khan Aakhri Ummeed Hain

  4. Rahim says:

    U should be ashamed of spelling the name of Ala-Hazrat wrong! it is NOT IMRAN KHAN but IMRAN KAHN, you dumb poor man! You have committed a blasphemy!

  5. Amjad Cheema says:

    Excellent satire

  6. Janjua says:

    Benzair Tere yaar, beshumar!

  7. Khalid Ansari says:

    Hhahahahahah. “Tum kitne Imran pao ge, Har mehel se Imran nikle ga!”

    Excellent Satire. Waisay, the picture of Riaz Malik doesnt look like him. He doesnt look like a billionaire with 2011 Camry!! What he need is Camay soap.

  8. samza says:

    kudos 2 lubp team 4 exposing these ”mullahs with liberal coating”. if given a choice, i wld rather support pml-n than imran khan PTI. atleast, sharif doesnt hide themselves under the cloak of liberalism.

  9. Rahim says:

    Lets look at people who support#Imran Khan-> Gullible Teenagers+Middle aged Women+Mullas+Pop Singers+Terrorists. Hmm interesting motley crew.#PTI

  10. hina says:

    i just wish that the media air the footage when benazir bhutto returned 4m exile and spoke 2 a huge gathering at minto park.imran’s supporters r confined 2 a specific area and media z not showing the whole view of minto park. only then we can judge k ”til dharnay ki jaga nahi hai”.

  11. hina says:

    @ rahim, u forget 2 mention ISI funds plus media support. anchors and reporters r freaked out.comparing him with bhuttos. Damn..? IK doesnt have the guts 2 face torture, and jails . or face harrassment by agencies. his jalsa z reminding me the way IJI was formed. no room for POOR PPL in imran’s jalsa. sirf PARHA LIKHA tabqa… saaf suthrey loug…

  12. Many fake liberals who claim to be PPP’s natural supporters can’t suppress their excitement over ISI-JI-SSP sponsored PTI jalsa in Lahore.

    There is no doubt PTI is a party supported by ISI & its right wing and fake liberal affiliates. Many faces are today (re)exposed on Twitter.

    It will be useful if someone could archive & publish all the exciting tweets in support of right-wing PTI jalsa by urban (fake) liberals.

    It is important to expose those “liberals” who claim to be PPP’s allies and supporters but are in fact supporting an ISI-backed party

    AbdulNishapuri Abdul Nishapuri
    In 1n 1958, 1977 & 1999, these ppl welcomed the Army. Today their numbers have grown (thanks to JI-SSP-LeJ) & they are backing an ISI-proxy

    AbdulNishapuri Abdul Nishapuri
    This is the day for Pakistan’s urban, PPP-hating, non-voting middle-class. Even if it meant a coup they would accept it for Imran Khan #PTI

    AbdulNishapuri Abdul Nishapuri
    @Nadeem_Gehla For a quick summary of who is running #PTI jasla publicity on Twitter, review this: bit.ly/sbUMLs

  13. Twitter Monitor says:

    For a quick summary of who is running #PTI jasla publicity on Twitter, review this:

    Imran Khan Lovers Club on Twitter

    Darveshh Darveshh
    Just like Ayaz Amir made his way into PML-N through his writing, Musharaf Zaidi, Omar Warraich and some other are in line now for #PTI

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    Lahore Special Branch say the venue at Minar-e-Pakistan is full #PTIjalsa

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    by OmarWaraich
    AajTV saying Lahore venue filled to capacity gates closed workers will have to listen to the speeches outside speakers set up #PTIJalsa

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    Apparently the Ravi bridge is choked with traffic heading for the #PTIjalsa

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    Too early to say. But he’s officially in the game now RT @blakehounshell: so imran khan is the real deal huh? Game changer?

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    The Punjab police estimates that there are 22,000 at the #PTIjalsa and rising. Official counts are usually conservative
    38 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    @
    @aleefbaypay Literal. It’s a very big crowd

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    Wow. That’s a big crowd #PTIjalsa

    kaalakawaa Kala Kawa
    The PTI speaker just said that the capacity at the ground is 200K. Nahin, right? I can see 50K though.

    kaalakawaa Kala Kawa
    Minto Park is a far more scenic location for a jalsa than Bhati Gate.

    kaalakawaa Kala Kawa
    @
    @Razarumi To be fair, the impact of 1 of today’s rallies on Pakistan’s political future likely to be larger. Prob not MQM one. @shahidsaeed

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    @
    @mirza9 estimates are 35K at the moment

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    #PTIJalsa filling up looks HUGE has Pervez Rashids resignation been sent in?

    AnjumKiani anjum kiani
    RT by tammyhaq
    #PTI caravan stopped by #Zardari. & #PMLQ supporters in #Jhelum & #Gugranwala. Negotiating to defuse stand off. Police request peace.

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    @
    @shahidsaeed according 2 organisers now 70K chairs. It’s a bit like a cricket stadium there’s chairmans box VIP enclosure & general stands

    Razarumi Raza Rumi
    by Mehmal
    Good show by #PTI. Excellent to see youth getting involved in politics and hope they also vote in the 2013 election. Ditto for middle class.

    Mehmal Mehmal Sarfraz
    @
    @OmarWaraich how many then? 100k or less? @kaalakawaa

    pakistanpolicy Arif Rafiq
    by Mehmal
    RT @norbalm Difference between #mqm & #PTIjalsa one has orchestrated flag waving, the other is passionate, and celebratory.

    Mehmal Mehmal Sarfraz
    according to Iftikhar sb (@jawabdeyh), thousands of PTI supporters on Ferozepur Road on their way to Minar-e-Pakistan for #PTIjalsa

    Mehmal Mehmal Sarfraz
    true RT @hushamahmed: Have to admit: PTI today will be bringing those ppl to its rally too, who never attend such Jalsas normally.

    Mehmal Mehmal Sarfraz
    @
    @kursed PPP didn’t promise any change as such but PTI does. PTI-walahs claim they’ll end corruption, etc @OmarWaraich

    Mehmal Mehmal Sarfraz
    @
    @R_baloch PTI ki livestream try karo

    pakistanpolicy Arif Rafiq
    RT @asiffshahzad various ppl who i spoke to in Lahore says PTI jalsa is bigger than shahbaz sharif’s sarkari show.

    pakistanpolicy Arif Rafiq
    RT @Mehmal RT @OmarWaraich: Lahore Special Branch say the venue at Minar-e-Pakistan is full #PTIjalsa

    pakistanpolicy Arif Rafiq
    Former Karachi mayor Mustafa Kamal emailed me on August 18, 2011 stating that PPP gangs are waging a “genocide” campaign against Muhajirs.

    pakistanpolicy Arif Rafiq
    If you want istihkam-e jamhuriyat, you might not want to side with dictators and murder your political rivals.

    pakistanpolicy Arif Rafiq
    Wait — How are Altaf and Zardari making love again? Just over a month ago, senior MQM officials were mailing me accusing PPP of genocide.

    sharmeenochinoy Sharmeen Obaid
    The numbers are impressive- people still believe in the system and democracy! Thank you #PTIjalsa -

    rizwanrkhan Rizwan Raees Khan
    by pakistanpolicy
    Initial diff I can see between #PTIjalsa and others is that other than party workers families and the middle class have turned up in big num

    anthonypermal Anthony Permal
    You know, #MQM & #PPP’s reactionary stance today says alot about their fear of the ‘what-if’ factor of #ImranKhan. #PTI #Pakistan

    kursed Abdullah Saad
    by anthonypermal
    If nothing else, I hope the PTI rally shames other parties to not to use state machinery to pull people again.
    47 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    anthonypermal Anthony Permal
    Ppl were complaining b4 today’s #PTI rally that there won’t be enuf ppl. Now they’re complaining about big crowd+finding fault :P #Pakistan

    AnjumKiani anjum kiani
    by anthonypermal
    #PTI caravan stopped by #Zardari. & #PMLQ supporters in #Jhelum & #Gugranwala. Negotiating to defuse stand off. Police request peace.

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    “@kaalakawaa: I hope Imran Khan recites some Jalib today. It’s been so long since anyone’s tried that one.” brilliant

    Saba_Imtiaz Saba Imtiaz
    +10 RT @kaalakawaa: I hope Imran Khan recites some Jalib today. It’s been so long since anyone’s tried that one.

    shahidsaeed Shahid Saeed
    by aliarqam
    Desperate: “Pervez Rasheed Challanges Imran Khan to show 50,000 chairs at his rally within one hour…. If shown he will resign from senate”

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    #PTIJalsa is massive. Women on stage. Lots of jurnos on stage

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    LOL “@mosharrafzaidi: MQM’s expression of solidarity with President Zardari almost as comical as Altaf Bhai’s gangsta rap.”

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    Has Imran Khan finally arrived? Will this huge rally translate in to votes? Will credible people join the #PTI ?

    harisn harisn
    by faisalkapadia
    More than 1.5 lacs crowd present here and still growing non-stop!!! #PTI #Pakistan #PTIJalsa #OMP

    faisalkapadia FK
    The ptijalsa is on geo – im watching it who says its blocked @DrAwab a serious crowd of ppl – by my idea more than a lac ppl

    DrAwab Awab Alvi
    #ptijalsa 350,000+ people – The revolution has started #pti

    kaalakawaa Kala Kawa
    by TheseLongWars
    Is this when I eat crow? Really quite well done by the PTI. That’s a LOT of people, and I’m assuming a lot of work went into it.

    DrAwab Awab Alvi
    Imran khan offering namaz Maghreb on stage at #ptijalsa #pti

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    by TheseLongWars
    compare the captivating energy of Imran Khan’s crowd, versus the lethargic acquiescence of Altaf Hussein’s.

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    Skipper praying Maghrib. Marvellous.

    pakistanpolicy Arif Rafiq
    by le_Sabre
    I know this is bad, but wouldn’t it be great if Altaf had a heart attack and died while giving this absurd speech no one wants to listen to?
    37 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    le_Sabre Daaniyal
    #PTI has brought out the youth to support him. Out of conviction!n what can the PPP bring out on its side? a 2 bit murderous thug in London

    Rezhasan Rezaul Hasan Laskar
    A terrific in-swinger is on its way, and this will be the first ball that will remove the wickets of two batsmen: Imran Khan.
    14 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    Rezhasan Rezaul Hasan Laskar
    This is not a flood, it is a tsunami, anyone standing in its way will be swept away: Imran Khan
    14 minutes ago

    Rezhasan Rezaul Hasan Laskar
    I pledge that no strength, including Zardari or Nawaz Sharif, can stop this flood: Imran Khan

    Mahamali05 Maham Ali
    by tammyhaq
    We are going to give rights to domestic servants who are treated like animals: Imran Khan. Impressive #ptijalsa
    21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    This ones for the women…education for all. #PTIjalsa

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    Hahaha RT @SundusRasheed @AamnaTaseer @tammyhaq pretty clear on my political stance. my leader has to be attractive. and not my brother…..

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    Months of planning millions of rupees later 1 vote RT @jhaque_ Have decided to vote for Imran Khan in 2013 elections :D #PTIjalsa #Jazbati

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    @
    @fispahani 2 b fair 2 Imran Khan he spke out whn @SalmaanTaseer ws murdered he supportd @sherryrehman blasphemy bill more than 1 cn sy 4 PPP

    tammyhaq Ayesha Tammy Haq
    Here comes The Great Khan…

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    Special Branch is saying the turnout is 105,000 at the #PTIjalsa
    1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    OmarWaraich Omar Waraich
    Huge exaggeration RT @NewsweekPak: PTI claiming half million present at Imran Khan’s rally.
    1 hour ago

    shahidsaeed Shahid Saeed
    by OmarWaraich
    “Imran Khan: A cricketing hero with his eye on political glory” – by @omarwaraich – Aug, 2011 ind.pn/p9s5dO

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    first thoughts on Imran Khan’s speech: meandering, light on specifics, impressive breadth, so-so delivery, some really bright spots.
    16 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    assassay. best romanized word ever.
    21 minutes ago

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    Imran Khan seems to have turned a corner from the “twilight” speech, thanks his “team” and the PTI youth that came out in numbers #PTIJalsa

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    On womens’ rights: “we will declare an education emergency for women, we will ensure women receive their fair share of inheritance”
    26 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    Imran Khan at #PTIJalsa – “we will empower domestic workers with their rights”

    dnoorani Daniyal Noorani
    by beenasarwar
    People who are upset that he didn’t touch upon Ahmaddis and blasphemy law, one shud be careful when navigating a minefield #PTIjalsa

    Razarumi Raza Rumi
    by beenasarwar
    Absolutely. He is a force 2 reckon with MT @mosharrafzaidi:PTI rank& file pulled off an historic event in Lahore.That’s nothing to scoff at.

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    major policy assertions by Imran Khan at #PTIJalsa
    42 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    “hum baldiyati nizaam lay kay aain gay”

    mosharrafzaidi Mosharraf Zaidi
    if you’re interested in electoral politics, getting a big crowd together at a historic venue in “opposition” territory is a good start.

    SamadK Samad Khurram
    Not sure if any PML-N or MQM/PPP mentioned Balochistan at their rally. #PTIJalsa

    SamadK Samad Khurram
    Forget political differences for now and cherish the moment. This is a great day for democracy and people’s participation #PTIJalsa #PTI
    2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    SamadK Samad Khurram
    The highest estimate for PML-N rally was 70K, which is at least 30K lower than the lowest estimate for #PTIJalsa. #PTI #Pakistan
    2 hours ago

    SamadK Samad Khurram
    Wow.

    sabahat24 Sabahat Zakariya
    Just returned from the PTI jalsa. About to blog it. Stay tuned if you are interested in my take.

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    Counter-view

    gulbukhari Gul Bukhari
    by mazdaki
    Less ‘corruption’ in politics pls: tinyurl.com/6jv7tpa Scroll down to second editorial #PTIJalsa #ImranKhan
    39 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    mazdaki Mohammad Taqi
    @
    MT @airtiza من در شهرِ لاهور كه در مضافاتِ ملتان مي باشد،گرفتار در صحبتِ نجسان هستم – داتا گنج بخش – Was he alluding to #ptijalsa ?

    airtiza Syed Ali Irtiza
    by mazdaki
    Gunj Bakhsh on LHR ‘man dar shehre lahanore ki dar mazafaat e multan meebashad, giriftare sohbate najinsaan hastam’. Some1 tell IK abt this.

    mazdaki Mohammad Taqi
    Imran Khan ke pait meiN darrhi hai aur bohat se twitter liberals ke pait meiN Imran khan hai #ptijalsa

    mazdaki Mohammad Taqi
    @
    @ShirazHassan IK won’t condemn state-sponsored #Hazara #genocide or misery inflicted on #Kurram .Generic condemnation possible @beenasarwar

    Chiltan salma jafar
    IK is also a good muslim…Nimaz…we all witnessed….what drama yaar!..

    KhizM Khizra
    by pseudorebel
    Me to khala:”PTI ke jalsay mein bohat log ayein hain!” Khala:”bander ka tamasha dekhnay toh sab atay hain!” #Lolwut #facepalm #KhalaProPML-N

    Darveshh Darveshh
    What today’s Immy rally has done? It’s caused a kind of confusion,if not split, in the militant forces who support both PTI & N

    AnasMRazzaq Anas M. Razzaq
    by naeemshamim
    Why does the establishment always pick religious fundamentalists for Punjab? -__-
    3 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    faisalqureshi Faisal Qureshi
    IK mad some brutal mistakes today. owning armed jihadis. offering to take on american n. waziristan war. Big Oops day for him
    1 hour ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply

    mazdaki Mohammad Taqi
    Imran Khan is a total – a munafiq – when it comes 2 #Shiakillings in #Kurram & #genocide of #Hazaras #ptijalsa
    13 minutes ago

    AbdulNishapuri Abdul Nishapuri
    a sleepless night falls upon sharif brother’s takht-e-lahore #PTIjalsa #introspection #mukafat
    36 minutes ago

    marvisirmed Marvi Sirmed
    Good 2 see political activity with participation of people. Wish #PPP could also do it. Its only #PPP & #ANP that have militant threat. Why?

    RiazToori Riaz Ali Toori
    by naeemshamim
    #ImranKhanPTI is telling lie on #FATA issue, he refused to join #Parachinar youth protest in Islamabad against #terrorism & #Toori killings
    39 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    MaulaBuksh Maula Bux Thadani
    by naeemshamim
    Best Tweets on #PTI Jalsa @naeemshamim @atifahmads @AamnaTaseer @ShaiziCheema @Laibaah1 @airtiza @mazdaki @Chiltan @ravezjunejo thanks!
    3 minutes ago

    alexpressed Ale Natiq
    by naeemshamim
    IK: “Dunya se log naukri karnay Pakistan ayengay.” Well, Chechans, Uzbeks etc are not on a holiday in Pakistan I think.
    30 minutes ago

    NadeemfParacha Nadeem F. Paracha
    by naeemshamim
    Today Pakistan (Lahore), tomorrow the world (Punjab).
    9 minutes ago

    M_Tarar Mutazalzaluzzaman T
    by naeemshamim@
    taliban won’t kill one of their own. RT @kursed Very careless of Imran Khan, but he didn’t go behind a bullet proof glass. :/
    22 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    @
    He is the Tota(Parrot) BeghairatBrigade referred to RT @marvisirmed Disappointing analysis of IK speech by a senior colleague Iftikhar Ahmad
    15 minutes ago

    SajjadHaider1 Sajjad Haider
    by naeemshamim@
    @naeemshamim Oh come on! Balochistan just needs a Shahzaman concert. A live performance and the conflict will be over. Sach.
    20 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    by naeemshamim
    Thus ends a Punjabi Islamo-fascist show by Pakistan’s military establishment! #PTIJalsa
    22 minutes ago

    AneelaBabar Aneela Z Babar
    by naeemshamim
    #ImranKhan tells #PTIJalsa laanat ho aap par, crowd roars approval #Sadomasochism
    39 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    @
    @SajjadHaider1 IK asked indian forces to exit while Punjabi forces killing and abducting #Baloch s daily !! #Balochistan #Pakistan
    24 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    PTI Hum SSP Hum JI Hum LeJ Hum ! Ik parcham k niche Pak fouj k jawaan hum !!
    26 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    @
    Pak Fouj k jawaan hum! RT @Laibaah1 LOL. Imran Khan refers to Pak-China friendship. Geo General Pasha #PTIjalsa
    28 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    @
    How can he, there are SSP flags flying! RT @atifahmads Will he dare say something on Ahmadiyya rights and Persecution? #Minorities #PTIJalsa
    30 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Kashmir? Really !! Good Joke !
    30 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Khawateen k liye paigham “” Always remember Sita white”"
    32 minutes ago

    Naveed_Ikram Naveed Ikram
    by naeemshamim@
    @naeemshamim Who will get elected SHO of say, NA 95 -SohaiI Zia Butt, I suppose!
    40 minutes ago

    FaizMBaluch فيض اِم بلوچ
    by naeemshamim@
    @Mehmal #Balochistan will no longer be a colony but a neighbouring free state @NewsweekPak he does accept that Balochistan is a #colony
    39 minutes ago

    MaulaBuksh Maula Bux Thadani
    by naeemshamim@
    @Laibaah1 @mazdaki Imran Khan is to PK politics now what Nawaz Sharif was in the 1990s. Urbanites, ISI love him without rationale
    41 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    He has lost sanity RT #Ptijalsa, Imran Khan will elect Police Chiefs, rather than selecting them to eliminate “Thanna Culture”.
    46 minutes ago

    aliarqam aliarqam
    by naeemshamim
    #ImranKhanGems #Jinnah started #PakistanMovement on 23 March 1940 then #Iqbal said, Win #Lahore , but Iqbal died in 1938 Bhai Sahib
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    by naeemshamim
    Imran Khan’s speech is as disjointed as is his political vision: Quran, USA, Zardari, Nawaz Sharif, Corruption, Electricity, Boot Polish
    58 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Spotted a SSP flag on Geo !! Lanat !
    1 hour ago

    MirSohaib Sohaib Mengal Baloch
    by naeemshamim
    Raiwand ka tableeghi ijtemma at minar e Pakistan #PTI Jalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    by naeemshamim
    Imran Khan starts his speech by exploiting Quran for political purposes. How can secular people support him? #PTIJalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    by naeemshamim
    Text of Imran Khan’s speech written by Hasroon Rasheed and Mujib Shami #PTIJalsa
    1 hour ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Islami Falahi Riyasat !! LOL , Awab is right its the Mullah Mirasi oracle !!
    1 hour ago

    atifahmads Atif S Ahmad
    by naeemshamim
    RT @farhadjarral: Free concert for lahoris :) Sponsors — SSP, LET, JUD, TTP and others .. Suicide attackers enjoying music LMAO=D #PTIJalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    by naeemshamim
    SSP-LeJ workers in #PTIJalsa are conspicuously wearing headband “Insaf-Al-Jihad”.
    1 hour ago

    adnokr5 Adnan
    by naeemshamim
    it would be funny if all the lums burger bachas who are attending PTI jalsa failed their quizzes
    1 hour ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Urban Punjabis are the most confused lot ! they prove it time and again !
    1 hour ago

    atifahmads Atif S Ahmad
    by naeemshamim@
    @munir104 Lets start supporting Mullah Omer and Talibans too, also LeJ, SSP and LeT @naeemshamim
    1 hour ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    @
    @Laibaah1 Record today’s taveets !! ;)
    1 hour ago

    adnokr5 Adnan
    by naeemshamim@
    @naeemshamim can’t wait for the awkward moment when all the revolution talk turns out to be rhubbish
    1 hour ago

    atifahmads Atif S Ahmad
    by naeemshamim
    #PTIJalsa #Pakistan RT @naeemshamim: Mullah Military Mirasi powered PTI Jalsa giving false hope to millions of Torus !!
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    by naeemshamim
    #PTIJalsa stage per Haroon Rasheed, Mujib Shami aur Shahid Masood ko dekh kar eeman taza ho gaya. Jazakallah Sir Imran Khan
    1 hour ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Mullah Military Mirasi powered PTI Jalsa giving false hope to millions of Torus !!
    1 hour ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    @
    He is an ISI Robot Faiz! RT @FaizMBaluch Will Mr Khan support freedom of Balochistan? RT @Jemima_Khan PTI Lahore jalsa is a game-changer
    1 hour ago

    AnasMRazzaq Anas M. Razzaq
    by naeemshamim
    Why does the establishment always pick religious fundamentalists for Punjab? -__-
    2 hours ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    @
    Powered by Khakis and Mullahs RT @DrAwab #ptijalsa 350,000+ people – The revolution has started #pti
    2 hours ago

    atifahmads Atif S Ahmad
    by naeemshamim
    Pakistan: A teenage girl was gang raped for one year by army and police officials | AHRC p.ost.im/p/ehrnCv
    2 hours ago

    smidhat Midhat Hassan
    by naeemshamim
    Kaptan @ImranKhaPTI should be ImranKHanPhatoo not starting his speech #MQM #Pakistan democracy rally #Karachi #Lahore #PTI #PTIJalsa
    2 hours ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Malik Ishaq and Pasha must also speak at their very own #pti jalsa
    2 hours ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    Finally Immi is not a political orphan, the daddies in pindi have their daste shafqat on his head #pti
    2 hours ago

    iTayab iTayab
    by naeemshamim
    #PTILIVE ImranKhan listening address of Altaf Hussain #MQM #Karachi #Pakistan #PTIJalsa #PTI #Lahore
    2 hours ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    GHQ jalsa on the soil of Lahore, the soil known for its fertility for such seedlings #PTI

    ,..,,

    SajjadHaider1 Sajjad Haider
    by Laibaah1@
    @naeemshamim Oh come on! Balochistan just needs a Shahzaman concert. A live performance and the conflict will be over. Sach.
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    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    To Kufi Shias who attended Imran Khan’s #PTIjalsa today, did he refer to or condemn Shia genocide by his allies TTP-SSP-LeJ?
    27 minutes ago

    ravezjunejo Ravez Junejo
    by Laibaah1@
    Haha kudos to Gen. Pasha and #ISI :) RT @Laibaah1 Thus ends a Punjabi Islamo-fascist show by #Pakistan ‘s military establishment! #PTIJalsa
    29 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan failed to pay tribute to 110 Ahmadi Muslims slaughtered in 2010 in this very city by his allies (TTP-SSP-LeJ). #PTIjalsa
    29 minutes ago

    itwittthere4iam lakshminarayanan
    by Laibaah1@
    @Laibaah1 :o ne of his plans would B 2 organise a friendly fund-raising cricket match between LeT and Taliban?
    33 minutes ago

    itwittthere4iam lakshminarayanan
    by Laibaah1@
    @Laibaah1 : He is echoing His Master’s(ISI) Voice:)
    35 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Thus ends a Punjabi Islamo-fascist show by Pakistan’s military establishment! #PTIJalsa
    33 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    LOL. Imran Khan refers to Pak-China friendship. Geo General Pasha #PTIjalsa
    40 minutes ago

    Hafsa_Khawaja Hafsa Khawaja
    by Laibaah1@
    @Laibaah1 Or the daughter, I feel for her!
    41 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan assures Hindus, Christians of false security while TTP-SSP allies in his #PTIjalsa plan their next suicide attack.
    41 minutes ago

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    by Laibaah1
    Khawateen k liye paigham “” Always remember Sita white”"
    43 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan assures women of their rights: Dude, you could not take care of Sita’s and Jemima’s rights! #PTIjalsa
    42 minutes ago

    atifahmads Atif S Ahmad
    by Laibaah1
    Jithay di khoti uthay aan khaloti – “Hum Pakistan main $$$$ ki barish kar dain ge” Imran Khan #PTIJalsa
    44 minutes ago

    ravezjunejo Ravez Junejo
    by Laibaah1
    Not that this #PTIjalsa is a problem for #PPP what with the vainglorious Punjab-centric content of Imran Khan’s speech. #Pakistan
    44 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Cutting some slack, Imran Khan, what’s your message in today’s #PTIjalsa. Rhetoric aside, what’s your plan for Pakistan?
    44 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan clearly refers and compares himself to Quaid-e-Azam. cheh nisbat khaak ra ba aalam-e-paak
    47 minutes ago

    airtiza Syed Ali Irtiza
    by Laibaah1@
    @Laibaah1 Imran is always superficial & reductionist. Acc to him, Pakistan should have been a utopia after CJ movement.
    48 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan’s message to USA: PTI will help you in getting out of Afghanistan. We will not be your slave nor support your military operations
    48 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan refers to war on terror. Now his text exactly matches ISPR press brief and TTP’s press release. #PTIjalsa
    49 minutes ago

    MaulaBuksh Maula Bux Thadani
    by Laibaah1@
    @Laibaah1 @mazdaki Imran Khan is to PK politics now what Nawaz Sharif was in the 1990s. Urbanites, ISI love him without rationale
    51 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan, how can you hope to win support from Balochistan when you don’t acknowledge thousands of Balochs & Shias killed by ISI-TTP-SSP?
    52 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan refers to copper mines in Balochistan, no mention of missing persons killed by ISI-TTP. #PTIjalsa
    53 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan refers to some imaginary closure of his speech by TV cable operators #PTIjalsa
    54 minutes ago

    RatanSpeak Ratan
    by Laibaah1@
    Not TTP, LeJ!! @Laibaah1 According to @ImranKhanPTI, Pakistan’s most serious problem is: patwaris (village accountants) #PTIjalsa
    55 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    No tangible plan for Pakistan offered by Imran Khan in his speech in #PTIjalsa. Is this a party of the educated? Disappointed!
    56 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    @
    @MaulaBuksh Thank you, Sir. @atifahmads @pseudorebel @naeemshamim
    58 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    @
    @tahirmalik786 I do believe you. Do you have some details?
    58 minutes ago

    Hafsa_Khawaja Hafsa Khawaja
    by Laibaah1@
    @tahirmalik786 @Laibaah1 His mother used to wail due to him. My parents were neigbours of the Niazi’s best friends, used to visit often.
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    According to Imran Khan, Pakistan’s most serious problem is: patwaris (village accountants) #PTIjalsa
    59 minutes ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    @
    @tahirmalik786 Really? I didn’t know that.
    1 hour ago

    tahirmalik786 tahir malik
    by Laibaah1@
    @Laibaah1 IK was disrespectful to his father. How can you expect him to show decency towards his political opponents?He’s a Hitler in making
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan’s speech is neither informative, nor ideological nor entraining. bohat shore sunte the pehlu mein dil ka…
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan, you never talk about political AND financial corruption of army generals. Why? #PTIjalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan’s speech is as disjointed as is his political vision: Quran, USA, Zardari, Nawaz Sharif, Corruption, Electricity, Boot Polish
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Declan Walsh (Omar Waraich, Tammy Haq, Ejaz Haider, Sherry Rehman, Najam Sethi gang) busy in praising Imran Khan’s #PTIjalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan ridicules Nawaz Sharif, calls him a jackal, ridicules Zardari, calls him a crocodile. Decency anyone? #PTIjalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan spewing hatred against USA, praising Pakistan army, criticising Zardari. Thank you #ISI #PTIjalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan says: Asif Zardari is misusing ZAB’s name. Welcome to PPP Imran Khan group, folks! #PTIjalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Follow Omar Waraich, Tammy Haq and other fake liberals for #PTIjalsa propaganda on Twitter
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    How can Imran Khan praise Data Ganj Baksh while he never condemns TTP-SSP terrorists who bombed the Data sahib’s shrine in Lahore? #PTIjalsa
    1 hour ago

    Chiltan salma jafar
    by Laibaah1
    people who compare Imran with Bhutto Sahib are Blind……and the Julssa shows how our leadershio standards have fallen
    1 hour ago

    Darveshh Darveshh
    by Laibaah1
    PTI’s rally may well upset the balance, unnerve the PML-N. But watch out PPP! This guy is more poisonous. He will spit more venom tonight.
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan thanks everyone in #PTIjalsa except SSP, LeJ, LeT, TTP workers. What a shame!
    1 hour ago

    airtiza Syed Ali Irtiza
    by Laibaah1
    Imran Khan ’15 saal hum ne mehnat ki’.. Ke khud ko ISI ki aankhon ka tara aur baghal ka bacha bana sakein. Alhamdulillah hum kamyaab huey.
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Text of Imran Khan’s speech written by Hasroon Rasheed and Mujib Shami #PTIJalsa
    1 hour ago

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan starts his speech by exploiting Quran for political purposes. How can secular people support him? #PTIJalsa

    Chiltan salma jafar
    IK supporters must be wishing he hadn’t made a speech …. fully exposed

    fispahani farahnaz ispahani
    by Chiltan
    i ask for the 3rd and last time – where were all the #LUBP twiterati tonight? Or, are they only critical of us?

    fispahani farahnaz ispahani
    by Chiltan
    attacking my husband @husainhaqqani by name! how powerful is my husband! and how small is imran khan…..!

    MirSohaib Sohaib Mengal Baloch
    by Chiltan
    #PTI flag hoisted above Pakistani flag. This is a criminal offence according to Pakistani law.

    Chiltan salma jafar
    Some people who were all PPP till yesterday in their tweets sound like turncoats at the sight of one Julsssa in LAhore

    murtazasolangi Murtaza Solangi
    IK claimed that H Haqqani wrote to US asking for protection from army. What is the evidence? Why will he write to them when he can whisper!
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    @munir104
    Munir Khan
    @murtazasolangi I think he is referring to the Mansur Ijaz piece in FT, which made mention of this.But,lets face it,it was Mansur Ijaz!

    fispahani farahnaz ispahani
    by AamnaTaseer
    the extremist rightists have killed R leaders starting from SZAB 2 S Salmaan Taseer -but all their so called ‘leaders’ safe in open crowds

    marvisirmed Marvi Sirmed
    Most ambitious count that I have got so far after talking to a number of Lahori journos, is 150,000. Who said it was bigger than BB’s 1986?

    abbasnasir59:
    Imran Khan has announced his entry finally as a serious contender in politics. Does he have what it takes to win parliamentary polls?

    naeemshamim Naeem Shamim
    How can he, there are SSP flags flying! RT @atifahmads Will he dare say something on Ahmadiyya rights and Persecution? #Minorities #PTIJalsa

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    PakistanPolicy (Arif Rafiq) is the epitome of fake liberal hypocrisy. He is dying with hatred due to MQM rally in support of PPP.

    fispahani farahnaz ispahani
    Tragic #PPP cnt have open jalsas now as they keep killing R leaders & workers, only rightists w/ the backing of extremist groups R safe.

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Follow OmarWaraich, TammyHaq, NasimZehra etc to understand urban liberal elites love for Imran Khan

    Laibaah1 Laibaah
    Imran Khan is a hero of liberal elites. RT @OmarWaraich Wow. That’s a big crowd #PTIjalsa

    Hafsa_Khawaja Hafsa Khawaja
    @Darveshh @Laibaah1 This whole Jalsa-hysteria has actually made me feel part of a cornered minority. Expanding, for sure.

    Darveshh Darveshh
    @Laibaah1 There are more names in this gradually expanding list of ardent (and I won’t say selfless) Immi lovers.

    Darveshh Darveshh
    Just like Ayaz Amir made his way into PML-N through his writing, Musharaf Zaidi, Omar Warraich and some other are in line now for #PTI

    Nadeem_Gehla Ahmad Nadeem Gehla
    Yes, true, but estb, PPP, Q and JI will all help to fill that ground for Khan due to different reasons @hushamahmed

    Nadeem_Gehla Ahmad Nadeem Gehla
    not unexpected @OmarWaraich Among the crowd at the #PTIjalsa: Zain Qureshi – son of Shah Mahmood Qureshi, and former John Kerry aide

    Nadeem_Gehla Ahmad Nadeem Gehla
    Those feeling sad on PTI rally and divided Taliban vote between IK and Nawaz, should take a break, it was meant to happen.

  14. AbdulNishapuri Abdul Nishapuri
    Congrats to @ImranKhanPTI, @DrAwab, #PTI supporters on successful #PTIJalsa in Lahore. Let’s respect people & respect #Democracy!

  15. According to Haroon-ur-Rasheed, PTI+JI alliance can win majority of seats in elections in Karachi and Lahore:

    جج کی بجائے جو اخبار نویس وکیل ہو جائے، اس کی گواہی کوئی معنی نہیں رکھتی اور ردی کی ٹوکری میں پھینک دی جائے گی۔ یہ غیر جانبدار اخبار نویسوں کا کام ہے کہ گیلپ کے سروے پر بات کریں۔
    خود تحریک انصاف کے مستقبل پر عمران خان کا دعویٰ بھی قابل قبول نہیں، نہیں کوئی سونامی نہیں۔ صوبہ سرحد میں انہیں برتری ہے۔ لاہور میں برتری وہ حاصل کر سکتے ہیں، محنت شاقہ، پیہم ریاضت، اچھی حکمت عملی اور عوام کے علاوہ فعال طبقات کو قائل کر لینے کے بعد۔ اگر شہر ستمبر کو وہ فتح کر سکیں تو گوجرانوالہ اور فیصل آباد بھی جیت لیں گے اور رفتہ رفتہ پورا وسطی پنجاب۔ ابھی مگر انہوں نے جیتا نہیں ہے۔ اگر آج الیکشن ہوں تو پنجاب میں نواز شریف کی حکومت بنے گی اور واضح اکثریت کے ساتھ۔ سرحد میں عمران خان صرف اس صورت میں ظفر مند ہو سکتے ہیں، اگر چار بڑی پارٹیوں میں سے کم از کم ایک کے ساتھ ان کی انتخابی مفاہمت ہو۔ فرض کیجئے اور بات سمجھنے کے لئے یہ محض مفروضہ ہے، اگر لاہور، کراچی اور صوبہ سرحد میں جماعت اسلامی سے انتخابی مفاہمت ہو جائے۔ کراچی میں زیادہ نشستیں جماعت اسلامی اور لاہور میں تحریک انصاف کی۔ یہ سامنے کی بات ہے، تب تمام سروے اور سب اعدادوشمار دھرے کے دھرے رہ جائیں گے۔ شرط مگر کڑی ہے، اتحاد حقیقی ہو اور دونوں پارٹیاں اوپر سے نیچے تک پوری خوش دلی سے اس اتحاد کو قبول کر لیں۔

    http://search.jang.com.pk/archive/details.asp?nid=569570

  16. Truth! says:

    Beautiful pic, Malik Riaz :D

  17. Fahim Siddiqui says:

    Bohat Khoob

  18. Awais says:

    Thou doth protest too much!! People who live in glass houses should’nt throw stones.

    Time for a reality check people – Imran Khan is merely another Pakistani politician – albeit with some achievements to show for in other spheres of life, unlike most other politicians. No one gets anywhere in Pak politics unless they pay homage to Hazrat Army or Hazrat Amerika (not a typo) and often on an alternating basis. Let me dare say the two Hazrats are the one and the same – two sides of the same coin, if you will. Anyone who sees hope in either of these sources is a fool and bound to be disappointed. What about the government of the people, by the people and for the people ?

    This article is just another beatup and an exercise in pot calling the kettle black. Stop insulting everyone’s intelligence unless you can further a constructive and unbiased argument.

    The only thing that matters to the people, is who is willing to put them first and solve the everyday problems they face, rather than sham sloganeering, self agrandisement and lining of own pockets which have been the hall mark every dispensation, civilian or military, to rule this god forsaken land. Call me cynical but I don’t see a light at the end of this tunnel – yet!

  19. Marriy says:

    There could be flaws in Imran Khan’s speech, there could be contradictory and vague statements but some points are very clear:
    1. He has mobilized educated youth and specially those sections of society who never goes to political rallies with families.
    2. He has used nationalistic approach which attracted masses, he didn’t use religious and regional biases to address public
    3. Youth don’t want old faces, they want CHANGE.

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